Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
Search Youtube: Alphabet Poem (2.9.08. 7-8pm est)
A- How to Mod a USB Flash Drive
B- Infernal - A to the B
C- C-Walk crip walk London 5 Way
D- PUT THE D* AWAY!!! (Watch in High Quality! LQ...
E- Jennifer Aniston Revisits the Set of Friends! - Ellen DeGeneres
F- BBC F word
G- G Nerd vs Lil Buck Round 1
H- H 'two' O Ft. Platnum What's It Gonna Be - OUT NOW...
I- I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain)- Explicit
J- Prima J - Rock Star
K- K
L- The L Word Season 6 Episode 4 Part 1_5
M- I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Explicit
N- Katy Perry - Hot N Cold (Official Music Video)
O- Christian Bale vs. Bill O'Reilly
P- 090208 Family Outing (6/8) Guest TOP
Q- TNG - Deja Q Review
R- R. Kelly - The World's Greatest
S- How to solve a Rubik's Cube (Part One)
T- Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music
U- super junior U mv
V- Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You
W- THE LONELY ISLAND TAKES SNL INCREDIBAD W/ TIMBERLAKE, T-
X- Xzibit - X
Y- MARIO CART (REMI GAILLARD)
Z- SWAGGA LIKE US - RAP PACK (Jay-Z, TI, Lil Wayne...
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searched youtube.com all letters a-z; these are the results in the order (a-z) that they were found; this describes the face of the global organism that is youtube; this is youtube's poem to us all; i am bored.
B- Infernal - A to the B
C- C-Walk crip walk London 5 Way
D- PUT THE D* AWAY!!! (Watch in High Quality! LQ...
E- Jennifer Aniston Revisits the Set of Friends! - Ellen DeGeneres
F- BBC F word
G- G Nerd vs Lil Buck Round 1
H- H 'two' O Ft. Platnum What's It Gonna Be - OUT NOW...
I- I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain)- Explicit
J- Prima J - Rock Star
K- K
L- The L Word Season 6 Episode 4 Part 1_5
M- I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Explicit
N- Katy Perry - Hot N Cold (Official Music Video)
O- Christian Bale vs. Bill O'Reilly
P- 090208 Family Outing (6/8) Guest TOP
Q- TNG - Deja Q Review
R- R. Kelly - The World's Greatest
S- How to solve a Rubik's Cube (Part One)
T- Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music
U- super junior U mv
V- Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You
W- THE LONELY ISLAND TAKES SNL INCREDIBAD W/ TIMBERLAKE, T-
X- Xzibit - X
Y- MARIO CART (REMI GAILLARD)
Z- SWAGGA LIKE US - RAP PACK (Jay-Z, TI, Lil Wayne...
******
searched youtube.com all letters a-z; these are the results in the order (a-z) that they were found; this describes the face of the global organism that is youtube; this is youtube's poem to us all; i am bored.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
A Date
Leroy's thumb was plump
and pushed the button.
Dr. Pepper//Dr. Pepper
sloshed and spat
and foamed thick
high white foam.
Leroy's smile curled
and hung around
uncasually, a bit assholishly.
His eyes forked and focused
on the dark plastic drink machine
that rainbowed soda-possibility
in front of him.
He was in a Wendy's.
His t-shirt was on
backwards. On his t-shirt were faded pink letters
in an organge sunset. Palm trees, sand, a stork with a cigar.
The pink skyletters said Smell the Flavor
of Cuba. The stork was smiling and had a blue captain's hat on.
(The stork looked like he had dropped something in the water
behind him and did not want any onlookers to know about it)
Leroy noticed his t-shirt was on backwards.
He smiled his chapped red lipstick.
His fingers picked up
a tiny white bendy straw.
Dr. Pepper // Dr. Pepper.
His lips suctioned
burgundy bubble fluid--
Shlooop. Shlssshl.
Leroy's big fat legs waddled
BIG DOG sweat pants
to a plastic booth
where the geometry
of the table bothered him.
He groaned-hurt: UNHG.
A crooked calendar
was pinned to the wall.
A family walked by him with a plastic red tray full of tall yellow french fries.
Leroy looked at the family, stopped them; he put his hand on the Wife's shoulder.
His eyelids slid back and forth and stopped.
He gazed up at the Wife.
and pushed the button.
Dr. Pepper//Dr. Pepper
sloshed and spat
and foamed thick
high white foam.
Leroy's smile curled
and hung around
uncasually, a bit assholishly.
His eyes forked and focused
on the dark plastic drink machine
that rainbowed soda-possibility
in front of him.
He was in a Wendy's.
His t-shirt was on
backwards. On his t-shirt were faded pink letters
in an organge sunset. Palm trees, sand, a stork with a cigar.
The pink skyletters said Smell the Flavor
of Cuba. The stork was smiling and had a blue captain's hat on.
(The stork looked like he had dropped something in the water
behind him and did not want any onlookers to know about it)
Leroy noticed his t-shirt was on backwards.
He smiled his chapped red lipstick.
His fingers picked up
a tiny white bendy straw.
Dr. Pepper // Dr. Pepper.
His lips suctioned
burgundy bubble fluid--
Shlooop. Shlssshl.
Leroy's big fat legs waddled
BIG DOG sweat pants
to a plastic booth
where the geometry
of the table bothered him.
He groaned-hurt: UNHG.
A crooked calendar
was pinned to the wall.
A family walked by him with a plastic red tray full of tall yellow french fries.
Leroy looked at the family, stopped them; he put his hand on the Wife's shoulder.
His eyelids slid back and forth and stopped.
He gazed up at the Wife.
He said
You've got lovely tennis shoes.
The son hid behind his father.
The little daughter began to cry
and cover her face.
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Across the Wendy's crumb and gum, carpet and tile
The little daughter began to cry
and cover her face.
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Across the Wendy's crumb and gum, carpet and tile
the dark plastic drink machine whirred
dirty words, dripped:
Next? Next? Next?
Next? Next? Next?
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dirty words, dripped:
Next? Next? Next?
Next? Next? Next?
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Thursday, December 4, 2008
OneOne. Zero.
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The two fat cubscouts grunted Hh-Hh-Hh
behind some slim elm.
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Their badges had stains, were stains--spaghetti sauce, whatever.
They needed more badges to wear, to pin on and forget about,
They needed more badges to wear, to pin on and forget about,
to boast at the next pine-wood derby.
The white metal church school bus was on the side of the road.
Everyone was off it.
Twenty minutes to stretch and eat and use the facilities.
Twenty minutes to punch some kid in the back, give some kid a rugburn.
Whoshudditbe? Hn-Hn-Hn
They caught sight of Henry's shriveled backpack.
Wudtsinside? Hn-Hn-Hn
Their toes wriggled in their boots.
Itsabaggacandy.
Mmhharshmallows.
Itsabaggacandy.
Mmhharshmallows.
They snatched the bag out
and dropped it on the ground.
HnHnHnHnHnHn
HNHNHNHNHNHNHN
They stomped
and they stomped
the flat bag flatter--
fat lumps,
lumps lumping, until
the pudge of the plastic
bag, battered sweet, exploded:
marshy dogshit and mellow bark
and bits of leaves.
One punched the bag
to make sure it was dead.
The other punched the bag
and licked the fluffshit
off his hand.
He said Oh,
dirt caking his tongue and his teeth.
Doublawesome.
He rubbed his hands on his limp
blue cotton uniform.
The late summer sun
shone through
their magnifying glass
eyes.
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and they stomped
the flat bag flatter--
fat lumps,
lumps lumping, until
the pudge of the plastic
bag, battered sweet, exploded:
marshy dogshit and mellow bark
and bits of leaves.
One punched the bag
to make sure it was dead.
The other punched the bag
and licked the fluffshit
off his hand.
He said Oh,
dirt caking his tongue and his teeth.
Doublawesome.
He rubbed his hands on his limp
blue cotton uniform.
The late summer sun
shone through
their magnifying glass
eyes.
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When Henry returned
to the gray stone wall
of the milepoint 110 rest stop
he became very quiet.
The sad zipper of his
empty red Jansport;
the carved heart
on the brown wood picnic table.
All over, all over, all over
to the gray stone wall
of the milepoint 110 rest stop
he became very quiet.
The sad zipper of his
empty red Jansport;
the carved heart
on the brown wood picnic table.
All over, all over, all over
the upset grass--
spent white clouds in lost patches.
The biting laughter in the wind,
Hungry Henry?
spent white clouds in lost patches.
The biting laughter in the wind,
Hungry Henry?
-mb
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